Insert Earplugs Now!

Burger is one psycho cat. Although, I bet he never broke up with anyone via a post-it note. *sex in the city reference right there* I'm gonna be making a lot of pop culture references on here (sorry, I'm an improv geek - it's what we do) If that's a problem, you'd best leave now.

Open letter to my cats:

I still love you even after finding the "chocolate" one of you left on my pillow. Nice. Feel free to "go to the light" at any time.

Love,

Mommy