"I Have Been Lifting Weights And Doing Cocaine All Day!!"

Will Ferrell is "the shit" y'all.

This is all I can post today. I spent three hours in a mosh pit last night. Yeah, you heard me right, a mosh pit.




EDIT: Damn you NBC/YouTube for disabling this video. It was fun while it lasted...

Breaking News....

Seattle - A man with an axe goes after his parents. More details at 5:00...

No I'm not making this up.

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

1983 Was Awesome

And I found proof on YouTube!



Skinny ties and rat-tails. Eeesh. This video is evidence as to why the average 41 year old you run into today is a freakin mess (yes, I'm talking to you Trent Reznor)! We can't help it. We had no Laguna Beach, we had no TRL, we had no Real World, all we had was video after video just like this one.

Viva Coily!

Yes, I loves me some Mystery Science Theater 3K. Midwestern humor is so deliciously bitchy. How can anyone not recognize the genius of this show? Where else can you hear snarky remarks about Brenda Vacarro or Albanians? That's good stuff people!

Plus Crow is so dreamy. I wouldn't kick Mike out of bed either. Joel always seemed kinda high to me. Stoners are notoriously bad in the sack.

My New Clown Hating Tshirt!

Magical (possessed by the devil), starry vomit. Just what I expected.....

A very bad clown.

Finally - Here's one of my pictures from the Courtney Love book signing last week. The best part of it is the hand coming up from the bottom of the frame. This hand belonged to some "woman" yelling "no pictures please, no pictures!!" Yeah, whatever.... I think Courtney was scared the public access guy with the "Courtney killed Kurt" show would be there to pelt her with eggs. She was really grouchy (sober). Additional pictures can be found on my flickr page

Lolz Found In The Toobz

What's the deal with the doll? I had no idea kids still carried dolls around. It's very Little House On The Prairie.