Oh that John Edwards - he's soooooo dreamy...... You know you're getting old when you look at what may be our next Commander in Chief and think to yourself "yeah, he's toooo....tally doable."A google search for steamy John Edwards photos reveals that not all John Edwards' are bootylicious.....
- probably smells weird
- too much eye bag
- doesn't seem like he'd be much fun to go out drinking with
- smile is too gummy- not enough manscaping
- might be gay
- too hobbitt-like- stubby arms (Matthew McConaughey laughs at this guy)
- who let this guy out of the house with those pants on?
Not that John Edwards is the first politician I've ever had impure thoughts about. No that distinction belongs to hottie Bill Clinton version 1994 - RAWR!!!!
"Hillary and I have an agreement..."
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